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How to Build Your Twitter Friends List – Part One

  1. Acquire or re-jeuvenate your ADHD (consult your doctor before discontinuing your meds, please).
  2. Sign up with Twitter.
  3. Post a Twitter Badge to your blog (see my sidebar), connect your IM to Twitter, or ask your bank to boost your credit line and connect Twitter to your cell phone text message account.
  4. Ask people to be your Twitter friend.

I’m up to step 4. See my Twitter at

I’m also stuck on the utility thing…


  1. Hawaii SEO wrote:

    Why do you Twitter? Why does anyone Twitter? At first glance, it looks incredibly lame. What do you get out of this activity or what is the benefit?

    Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 12:00 pm | Permalink
  2. IncrediBILL wrote:

    The name TWITTER is the worst, which is why I’ll never use them, as TWITTER is annoying chirping sounds.

    Why would anyone want to be annoyed with people chirping on TWITTER?

    If you join TWITTER does that make you a TWIT?

    Who in the heck wants to be a TWIT!

    Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 7:44 pm | Permalink
  3. J'm wrote:

    I don’t get it.

    Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 3:43 pm | Permalink
  4. Paul Downey wrote:

    of course in most modern countries you don’t pay to *receive* phone calls, texts, mail, etc ..

    Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 3:24 am | Permalink